Alchemyland

What is Alchemyland?

It’s a podcast.

It’s a series of poetic dispatches.

It’s a strange and tender transmission from the edge of a cracked reality.

Alchemyland is where the soul wanders through zones of late-capitalist absurdity, spiritual consumerism, shadow play, and the longing to feel real again.

It’s told through the eyes of Seeger, a kind of holy fool with a broken heart, who’s tracking something called The Song. What he finds instead is an uncanny world of influencers, retirees, mystics, and oracles.

And something deeper, just beneath the surface.

About Tej

I’m a writer, performer, and mythmaker working at the intersection of poetry, embodiment, and spiritual satire.

Alchemyland is my unfolding audio series—a surreal, soul-stirring journey through imaginary zones of healing, absurdity, and transformation. It’s part radio drama, part oracle, part personal reckoning. Through the voice of Seeger, a mythic wanderer with a broken heart, we navigate retirement towns, influencer cults, dream portals, and the strange beauty of being human in a broken world.

This Substack is both a home and a transmitter. Here, I share:

– Weekly poetic dispatches from the Alchemyland cosmos

– Monthly podcast episodes (freely accessible)

– Occasional oracular readings, meditations, and creative reflections

Everything here is part of a larger creative ecosystem—memoir, performance, spirit, satire, longing.

You’re invited to read, listen, reflect, and—if the work speaks to you—support its becoming.